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Date: 16-08-1997. Hour: 20.30 (Dutch time). Concerns: PARTNERSHIP Number of pages: 1. Dear Mr Sharp, I read Page 3 of The Mirror of today. I want Her to be my partner because She wore purple pants yesterday - and sunglasses - leaving Earls Court Gym. I need Yellow only as a witness. Till next week. Yours Sincerely, INSTITUTO CERVANTES Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemburg, England and Wales JOHANNES VAN DER HEYDEN Manager Benelux.

P.S. I received a letter from Harrods Knightsbridge and informed your Prime Minister in a certified letter.

THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER 1997 CONDOLENCES TO SERGEANT DAVID SHARP AT ETON COLLEGE

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